REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE
A place for
Lewis to play when he is not ...Looking for love in all the wrong places
(I gave up looking ... not worth the effort.)
My Pages My Links Search Engines Files About Me Page Hits

SILLY QUESTIONS:

  1. Why 'KEYWILD.COM' ?
    . . . . Did you ever try to find a dot com name that was not registered??
  2. What HTML editor did Lewis use for this page ?
    . . . . notepad.exe (KISS)
  3. Why did the chicken walk across the road ?
    . . . . because it was afraid to fly.
  4. Why are there not more silly questions ?
    . . . . Because Lewis is senile and forgot them.

MY PAGES:
Some things relating to hobbies and day to day life. In other words ... anything I happen to toss in here.

OTHER LINKS:
A few interesting places to visit.

SEARCH ENGINES:
If you are still looking for something, trying searching one of these.

DOWNLOADABLE FILES:
If you do not know what it is .... you do not want it.



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Name: Lewis Balentine
Birthdate: 1 November 1950
Birthplace: Gary, Indiana, USA
Home: Jupiter, Florida
Occupation: Nerd
Marital Status: not
Email: lewis@keywild.com

Comments, remarks or flames about my incompetence, ineptness, ignorance, bad spelling, bad grammar or resemblance to the north end of a southbound mule can be directed to the email address above. They will be ignored and deleted. Other constructive criticisms are always appreciated.

In either case, please have a very nice day.